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Shady is a ugly ass seagull lookin bitch that dated a grape
Person 1- dude he looks like a fucking seagull
Person 2- yeah ikr and he probably dated a fruit
Person 1- he totally looks like a shady
Everyone loves them
They are amazing
They have a lot of friends
They have a huge cock and huge balls
They’re creative
They’re smart
They’re lazy
Sneaky ,good looking guy that loves to hang out with friends but also loves to be alone has a lot of friends and a huge cock and balls, very smart….but doesn’t use his intelligence
Shadies are baddass beautiful creatures. They tame untameable beasts, and are loved by quaker parrots and little dogs with big hearts. They look damn sexy in everything they bless by wearing on their smokin' bodies. Shadies are always blessed with the best sisters our creator can produce, aka shadie moms. When you need some honest tell it as it is advice, you call a Shadie. If you're sitting under a nice ass tree when its hot as fuck out, you be like damn! I'm glad I found a Shadie! When you need a partner to drink, drank, drunk some vino with, you put the word out that you need a shadie. Shadies will always make time for you, even if you happen to be a blubbering mess. She always knows to bring the vino..... Shadies are just intuitive like that.
When you call a shadies name in the woods, the birds answer back in song, because her name is so wild and beautiful. The men who attempt to steal a shadies heart only ever succeed if they only ever succeed if they know to treat her as the wild spirit that is her soul. To try and possess a shadies spirit will only result in broken dreams, for one must accept that to walk faithfully beside a Shadie is the only way to become part of her untameable heart.
G1. God, its been a shitty year!
G2. You need a shadie! They make everything better!
very hot and sexy lady, she is extremely talented and is always raising people’s mood. She never gets her crushes to like her though (maybe because she’s brown) she also loves cats and seungmin
Shadie is the best!!!
Shady groove florida a small town in the middle of nowhere the only store in shady groove is a gas station. Everyone there is inbred and and has relations with their dog. Smokless tobacco is big in shadygrove wotch means everyone and their cousin dose not have a lower jaw.
Hey wana get some gas in shady groove florida What in the world is that
Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.
pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!
Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!
Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes
Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-
Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!
Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!
Baby: *jacks off*
*15 years later*
Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!
*5 years later*
baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!
The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.