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taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

by TheBigBoyB January 26, 2015

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Shower Thoughts

Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)

Those Shower Thoughts are cool!

by CharjabugGD March 11, 2017

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Poop shower

When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result

Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/

by MR. DNICK@CHEECK June 24, 2010

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shower cream

When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together

"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."

by wendallthepussyslayer February 28, 2016


gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, โ€œFine, it better be a level 3 though!"

by longlivepeas October 22, 2019


Bushi Shower

In combat, being covered in another persons blood. Usually refered to as being covered in the enemies blood.

Defending myself from a mugger I recieved a Bushi Shower when I used his knife against him

by San Yama Mikeo July 6, 2009


goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyoneโ€™s retirement and homes .

Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a โ€œGoldman Showerโ€ and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .

by Thebassland September 15, 2019