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Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".
Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.
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When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result
Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/
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Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)
Those Shower Thoughts are cool!
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When straight bros are in a hurry and take a shower together in their boxers to save time.
We were late to Koozies party so we took a boxer shower, shot-gunned a beer and jumped in the Hummer.
Jacuzzi shower: The act of standing or sitting under a shower of piping Hot water for elongated periods of time for no reason other than to bask in the warmth of the water. Simmilar to sitting in a jacuzzi pool.
It was cold in my apartment so i decided to take a jacuzzi shower to relax and warm-up. Jacuzzi Shower: The act of standing or sitting under a shower of piping Hot water for elongated periods of time for no reason other than to bask in the warmth of the water. Simmilar to sitting in a jacuzzi pool.
Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.
Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?
Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning
The act of stomping shit down the drain of a shower while showering
Swamp: I did a fat shower stomp in there earlier might not wanna go in there for a while
Roberto: ok