Shrimp Eyes

A very attractive Asian lady with beautiful eyes, so lovely yet so black; just like the night, dark and mysterious, yet warm and forgiving.

oh wow man, check out old shrimp eyes over there...She looked straight through me with those bad boys

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Shrimp Sauce

When having gay relations, a man ejaculates into another mans ass, then inserts a drinking straw to drink it back out.

I had some great shrimp sauce last night with my boyfriend. And we didn't even have japanese!

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Shrimp Dick

That smell when you’ve masturbated 9 times this week and haven’t showered at all.

Shrimp dick’s gettin bad. I gotta take a shower tomorrow

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Shrimp Dippies

A tasty appetizer of shrimps and dipping sauce. Mostly enjoyed by Gnomes and honeymooning couples.

On their honeymoon, the Gnome's friends dined on Shrimp Dippies, then stayed married for the next 70 years.

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Shrimp Sauce

Adjective: means that someone/something is cool beyond belief.

Noun: synonym to beer.

Noun: "Yo Tyrone, toss me a shrimp sauce right quick."
Adjective: "Hey Koop, did you go to Ibiza last year for spring break?" "Yeah bro, that shit was shrimp sauce!"

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Basil Shrimp

1. an, at first, annoying and seeminly ignorant male who soon turns out to be surprisingly funny and kind hearteds

2. a bestfriend; a friend you can only dream of

3. one who writes 'factual fantasy' for small newspapers

4. an individual; there is only one

Cheney is Basil Shrimp

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shrimp cock

When you stick a shrimp in your dick hole and scream out “ all aboard “.

I want to shrimp cock my aunt so hard.

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