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The active avoidance of any topic that goes against heteronormativity or questions the efficacy of the nuclear family.
I corrected him on the pronouns he used for me but he did the cishet shuffle and changed the topic.
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"Judas Shuffle" is a knock off of the phrase Cupid Shuffle. Except Judas Shuffle is used in negative reference to a person...
Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.
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Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.
1) Man, as soon as he said, "In conclusion", Half the audience did the Judas Shuffle.
2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.
I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.
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A dance you must enact in order to maneuver around the apparently deaf person that doesn't hear you say excuse me. This person must be sitting in a chair that is scooted all the way out to the wall, leaving less than half a foot to move through.
Damn, I had to do the sideways shuffle to get around that dumb bitch in physics class!
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The swaying, unsteady walk practiced by most methadonians after getting their dose and other pills they take along with it. Most of these pills aren't prescribed. Often accompanied by feet dragging and mumbling incoherently, usually to someone that has since left the room at least 20 minutes ago.
Corey was doing the "methadonian shuffle" today; I tried to talk to her but I couldn't follow the conversation. Methadone methadonian heroin pills drug addict methadone barbie methadoner benzos
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The act of a fat person shuffling their jelly rolls
“Do it chunk” “right now” chunk:(sigh)ok(jiggle jiggle)(truffle shuffle)
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Total piece o' shit that nobody should buy because it costs $150 and holds 150 songs and with that much money you could get an ipod video on ebay. fuck ipod shuffles. they break esily too
Shannon: man i fell off my bike yesterday and my stupid ipod shuffle snapped in half!
DCMizzle: Told yuh not to get one retard.
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During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.
Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.
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