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When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.
I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived
it’s when u need ur skates to roll away because someone’s so weird and icky
Boy: hey bae
Girl: umm ima need my skates
a combination of the terms tight-arse and cheap-skate.
someone who doesn't like to spend their money (who is not poor) in a very unlikable manner
Oh Rodriguez is such a tight-skate, he never pays his share.
Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.
Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!
Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.
Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.
When a person fails a jumping onto some ice
Dang bro he looked like a skating goose
a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters
didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.