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monumental skill issue

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

This phrase elevates the more commonly known "skill issue" and is guarantee to cause whomever you use this phrase upon to burst a blood vessel.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic

'Monumental skill issue being defined'
'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like a monumental skill issue'
'Usually worse than skill issue'
The Tim wanted me to scarce you comes from the derived term skill issue usually meaning that the person who has a skill issue is worse than a skill issue it is then become a monumental skill issue'

by _soul_ June 29, 2023


Gud Skill

Hot sex, of course, what else?
Lord of the internets.

Also known as Benz.

That guy has some Gud Skill

by benzrhawt December 24, 2008


Jill of All Skills

Female version of "jack of all trades, female with a wide variety of abilities and knowledge of many topics

My mom is a jill of all skills.

by Suzette Rosdower March 28, 2021


skille

No skill, bad at what they do

Skill-e (adj) having no skill

Cuhz you have no ball game
Man shut the fuck up you skille

by urnotmydad! December 4, 2020


urban skills

Urban skills are the skills required to take a seat from someone before they leave it, specifically in a crowded eating area.

Well, you’ve got some urban skills young fella. He took my seat before my butt left.

by Ploco3 March 30, 2018


Skillful liar

A person that has developed the skill of lying without hesitation. This is helpful when trying to get out of trouble.

Oh damn, that kid is a skillful liar! He got out of trouble easily!

by Thatnigga111 May 27, 2011


buzz skill

one's sudden boost in ability to perform certain drinking games once the alcohol begins to take effect

Beer Pong: (after a couple beers, and several missed shots)
"Sunk it! Finally! My buzz skill must be kicking in!"

by kayek August 11, 2009