sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

22👍 3👎

sleep is good

Sleep is the key of life.
By sleeping you clear your mind and relinquish everything else. Sleep helps everything and everyone around you.

Person one: Sleep is Good!

Person Two: Indeed it is, it has helped me to do good in school.

21👍 3👎

go to sleep

euphemism for "die" or "drop dead".

"Go to sleep, bitch! Die, motherfucker, die! Time's up, bitch, close your eyes! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say close your eyes and go to sleep, bitch? Die, motherfucker, die! Bye bye motherfucker bye bye! Go to sleep, bitch! Why are you still alive? Why? Die motherfucker HA HA HA!" -Eminem ft. DMX, Obie Trice ("Go to Sleep")

201👍 57👎

sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men

John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave

44👍 9👎

sleep in the nether

another way of saying 'kill yourself'

when you sleep in the nether in Minecraft, your bed explodes and you die

Watersheep: Hi.

Felix: Go sleep in the nether, I hate you.

pre-sleep

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

Camel Sleep

When one is asleep to such a degree that to quote a camel “the dog is stuck underneath me”.

“Mate I’m shattered, need some proper camel sleep!”