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A common internet name for the snake
its somewhere in the middle of nope rope and boop noodle
Person 1: Oh heck it's a danger noodle!
Person 2: No man it's my slippery tube dude
something or someone soo slimy they just fly out of your hands
omg did u see that kiwi fly across the salad bar that was one slippery little fucker
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When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling
Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle
1) a hand job using lubricant
2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen
1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree
2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon
"Slippery Pete is late for class today, he'll just slip his way in."
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Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.
JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."
He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.
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Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.
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