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When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper
Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.
Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.
Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.
Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice
A phrase for Kim Dracula's dance moves.
Kim did KA KA real smooth on stage!
Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina
I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me
You've been struck by a SMOOTH TRUCK,it kills smoothly.
actscrazy, goes nuts, behaves like they have lost their mind
My baby is experiencing separation anxiety. When I leave the room she flips smooth out and starts screaming like its the end of the world.
My Mom saw my report card and flipped smooth out because I got an F. She started taking away all my stuff xbox, my phone, my shoes, my bed.....
Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina
That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell