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during sex the pinky finger goes in a girls ass without them knowing.
E: last night i gave my girlfriend the old sneaky pete
P: That is so wicked
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Two people engaging in anal sex, male or female. The giving party is the chef, palming a handful of pepper. As the giver is about to enjoy a hearty climax he reaches down and around, tossing the pepper near the nasal cavity of the recieving party. At this point the reciever sneezes and is involuntarily forced to clench the spinchter while the giver reaches fruition. Thus making him, a sneaky chef.
Hey Steve watch out for Brad, he is a sneaky chef.
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A fart that results in you shitting yourself. It feels like it is going to be a normal fart but when you go to release the fart it is not just gaseous but also comes with out with liquid feces. The liquid feces is the sneaky part because it uses the fart as means to make you shit yourself.
I had a sneaky fart today when I was waiting for the bus so i had to run home to change my underwear.
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When two people meet up, usually for a sexual encounter, secretly, without anyone knowing but those two people. Typically used by people on the DL in the homosexual community.
Jeff and Matt are sneaky linking and going down on one another.
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Have a friend hide in your closet before you bring a girl back. Turn off the lights before you start having sex with her. Before you finish, have your friend quietly come out of the closet and replace you. Then turn on the lights and yell 'SNEAKY NINJA BITCH!'
'dude, last night I totally sneaky ninja'd that bitch.'
'no way! what'd she do?'
'strangely, she was into it... she's fuckin wild man.'
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A sexual act involving the period blood of the ladyfriend you've been plowing being placed on her forehead using your thumb. It is directly followed by you gently calling her "Simba".
Guy 1: Dude I gave Jess a sneaky rafiki last night!
Guy 2: ...... That's fucked up man.. *gives huge high five*
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When a guy inserts his penis into a sleeping girls vagina and she doesn't wake up.
Dude I was able to sneaky Ricardo that blonde from my physics class, It was great.
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