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Soggy avocado

A disappointed hipster.

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.

by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019


soggy hammock

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.

"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."

by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020


soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob

Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.

by dograw April 15, 2019


soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014


Soggy Tumbleweed

When oral sexy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) cums into their partner's beard. Making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.

Honey, you came all over my beard again... It looks like a soggy tumbleweed.

by pusiwillow May 09, 2015


Big Soggy

a term for pissing/peeing your pants/trousers.

guy 1: dude, Matt got the Big Soggy at work earlier, nasty
guy 2: i know right!

by Venni606 July 25, 2021


Soggy Wally

The act of receiving a golden shower through a glory hole in a public urinal

Hey look that guy is soaking wet, he must have just received a Soggy Wally

by ExAmboHugeThighs October 15, 2015