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When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.
"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."
A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob
Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.
When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.
Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.
When oral sexy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) cums into their partner's beard. Making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.
Honey, you came all over my beard again... It looks like a soggy tumbleweed.
a term for pissing/peeing your pants/trousers.
guy 1: dude, Matt got the Big Soggy at work earlier, nasty
guy 2: i know right!
The act of receiving a golden shower through a glory hole in a public urinal
Hey look that guy is soaking wet, he must have just received a Soggy Wally