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Pillow Cum Sponge

The pillow in your room that soaks up all the cum like a sponge. See also Pillow Cream.

The full moon tonight is the perfect opportunity to try this antique pillow cum sponge... a gift from an unknown admirer. Who am I to refuse?

by I. Hava Vageen May 4, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.

"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."

by trampolinespongecow August 30, 2021


pop-culture sponge

A person who soaks-up popular culture like a sponge.

Absorbing trends and styles wherever you are then rinsing them out to keep only the things you really like.

Aesthetically aware and sensitive.

A cool-hunter is actually another name for a professional pop-culture sponge.

A pop-culture sponge, soaks up the styles and trends wherever he/she go.

When you pay attention to and absorb your surroundings from a cultural point of view you are literally a pop-culture sponge...just make sure you digest and wring out the things you dont need and dont want to keep.

by Giada D. June 28, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit through a sponge

what you would do after a curry or a big mac.

"i just eat a big mac, and its gone right through me.
i could shit through a sponge i tell you

by nut September 15, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Da Love Sponge

Da Love Sponge is a person so sweet and charming not to mention magnetic and captivating, that they soak up and attract others, with their enchanting ways... soaking up love like a sponge.. hence.. da love sponge... A favorite pet can also be called a love sponge.. but is mainly used for ravishingly beautiful females.

A ravishing and sweet mannered female.. a companion pet that likes to snuggle down into your lap and be pet and babied.. awwwww.. da loooovvvvvvvvvee sponge!

by Jill February 12, 2005

85๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Norwegian Sponge Plug

To plug a girl with a penis in her mouth, vagina, and butt.

Wow dude, me and my friends just gave this chick the biggest Norwegian Sponge Plug, that she passed out!

by thewordmakerupper December 6, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bob the sponge

Spongebob's real name is Bob.

Patrick: Bob, let's go jellyfishing!

bob the sponge

by *censor beep** April 7, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž