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Super spunk sperm is a term giving to a man who has good swimmers (sperm) that easily impregnates a woman first try
Can't believe you and your super spunk sperm has only gone and got me up the duff (which means pregnant) without even trying
Your trying to tell me you haven't slept with your wife in 2 years yet after a drunk fumble one night your super spunk sperm has only gone and got her pregnant
Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*
When fisting and eating out a girl and she queefs on you causing the cum in her vigana to bubble and create sounds.
Lastnight when we're were getting down and dirty she hit me with a trombone spunk bubbler.
The art of smoking marijuana while ejaculating on a male's/female's ass, shortly before giving them a hard spank. In doing so, it will make a loud, wet, slapping noise.
Fuck boy: "Yo, I gave Brandi the best dank spunk spank last night!"
A word to show great sexual joy at some thing mundane
"ive got a new car"
"Spunk-u-lishus"
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used to denote an occasion when a homosexual whilst cupping his partners jizz in his throat, perts his lips and gentle blows little spunk bubbles in the air.
Thought to have originated in Hamilton
Shug: "Garry if you really love me, don't spit my love porridge out, be my little spunk bubble blower"
Garry: "Bob....Bob.....Bob....."
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Ricky Gervais's description of a sperm-filled panda bear. Could be used to describe... republicans? NASCAR fans?
"Like a wobbly spunk bomb... she's gonna fucking blow!"
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