Squid dribble

Noun/Verb. When a guy cums in a condom, then cuts the end off of the condom to squeeze onto the brow line of his sexual partner. The jizz then dribbles into his/her eyes in a tentacle-like pattern, giving it the name “squid dribble.” Source: Lester Holt.

He squid dribbled me hardcore last night. It was squinty as hell.

Squid flinger

A vigorous under water handjob

My girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.

chicken squid

When you fuck the shit outta your girl to the point where you De-flower her with your dick

Her: *screams in pleasure and pain*
chicken squid

squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.

I just witness a squid jacker in action

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squid daddy

1. The best god damn person in the entire plane of existence. Zora the King of Squids

2. An alcoholic beverage comprised of vodka, tequila, vanilla ice cream, chocolate ice cream, butterscotch, and caramel in the form of a milkshake.

1. Yo bro look at Zora the Squid Daddy.

2. I could totally go for a Squid Daddy right now.

Squid Missile

Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.

"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"

"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"

cheesy squid

When your asshole leaks and oozes a fromage like liquid

His asshole had taken so many man loads it was like a cheesy squid