Stalk you later

Derived from stumbling over your words when you can't decide between "see you later" and "talk to you later" and end up sounding like an idiot trying to say both at once. Deliberately blending the two turns a social faux pas into an ironic commentary on postmodern friendships.

Chet: Alrigh', dude. I'm out.
Allen: Stalk you later, man.
Chet: Whoa, you're right. Modern technology and microblogging makes us all stalkers of each other.

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Stalking Your Friend

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

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cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

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Facebook Stalking Game

A game on facebook where one person selects 2 victims. He then starts stalking them. Examples would be: Commenting and liking on all statuses, Commenting on pictures, sending texts and messages having to due with their latest status. The game is ended when one person mentions them being "stalked" to the person directly.

Im going to play the Facebook Stalking Game right now

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Organized Gang Stalking

1. Organized ganglia stocking

One form of organized gang stalking is organized ganglia stocking,

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stalk-block

To become intercepted in the pursuit of someone you have "lain claim" to, and asserted obsession with, within your circle of friends.

"Dude, I told you six months ago I wanted to sleep with him...How could you stalk-block me like that?"

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Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.

A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.