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The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.
Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
a common phrase often used by the ultimate form of life known as goatward, kingward, handsomeward, funniestpersonintheworldward
used to teach his lucky students the way of a god and how to be even a little bit like the king goatward
hey jonny your shirt is untucked remember "standards boys standards"
Smells like tortilla but only on twice
ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌ ن ̍̐ب̶̆̂و̶̂̃ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب ̾͛ ̶̎̉د̵̿͘ي̴̓̈́ ̴̓̒س̶̔͌Standard Paintfall dead bodyب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇ب̵̂̚ ̶̄͘د̴̀́ي̶̇̽ ̴̇̐س̶̾̾ك̴̎͒و̵͌̕ب̵͗̀ ̴̐͐أ̴̿̈́ن̴̒͘ب ̈̔و̴̂̇
Basically Fictional Googology without the cringe
Person One: Have you heard of Standard Googology?
Person Two:Yes, I love creating large numbers below infinity!
Person 3:Fuck you, Fictional Googology is clearly better!
Person One and Two:Fuck you
About 800 levels below substandard.
Man that person is a complete moron and must have an IQ of -1000. That's the oklahoma standard.
Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.
Paige, your guest is a sub standard stand in.
A Pear used to reference the scale of objects.
Heres a standard reference pear for scale.