Michael Standard Time

The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.

Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.

Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.

standards boys standards

a common phrase often used by the ultimate form of life known as goatward, kingward, handsomeward, funniestpersonintheworldward
used to teach his lucky students the way of a god and how to be even a little bit like the king goatward

hey jonny your shirt is untucked remember "standards boys standards"

Standard Paintfall dead body

Smells like tortilla but only on twice

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u.s. standard algorithm

U.S standard algorithm is math for multiplication or adding and subtracting.

Let's use the U.S standard algorithm for our homework!

U.S. standard algorithm: Math strategy.

standard reward

The typically-accepted-as-equivalent "pleasure-reimbursement" that a guy and gal exchange in a particular everyday romantic "transaction".

Two examples of standard rewards:
(1) If a guy allows a visiting gal to use his shower, she lets him accompany her into the shower and dreamily canoodle with her under the warm waterfall.
(2) If a misty-eyed guy wants to give a buxom gal a naked chest-to-chest hug, he'll soothingly massage her back all during said extended deeply-squeezy snuggle-session. (A variation on this "contract" would be that if she lets him savoringly play with her boobs and fondle her butt, he'll massage whatever other body-parts that she requests him to soothe --- i.e., her feet, shoulder-blades, neck, etc. --- for a similar length of time as he pleasures his thirsting hands with her "choicest morsels".)

Standard Reference Pear

A Pear used to reference the scale of objects.

Heres a standard reference pear for scale.

truck standards

When a guys truck is so nice it raises your standards for them

Girl: Jeff's like a 4
Girl 2: Yeah but his truck is lifted so he's like a 7 with truck standards