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STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.
How would you like your package shipped.
STD= standard
Exp=expedited
NxtD= Nextday
u.s.p.s knows
A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.
I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!
Also know as MST, is the mean solar time at which a person arrives. Adopted as the standard time in a zone that usually borders on the cap of being fashionable late. MST delays typically run from 15-45 minutes.
Ki Ki: "I'll be there at 6pm."
*Ki Ki & party arrive to the event at 6:52pm*
RC: “ Sorry guys, we were operating on Marroni Standard Time”
The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.
The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.
The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.
How to rate little girls on their looks ;)
She's good-looking by Scout Standards lad
An action that is excusable for white people but unequivocally condemned for non-whites.
The white double standard:
White extremists: "Those are just a few bad apples who probably have mental illness".
Muslim extremists: "All muslims should take responsibility for these attacks and we need to ban all of them from entering the country."