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A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to:
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
Little Bro 1: guys, let's bounce! The swimming pool only has free swim for another hour!
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...
Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...
who?? oh that psycho who thinks hes really tough, haha, hes a puss puss, i beat him down like 5 times, then he burned my house down hehehe hes going to die....
moo moo mooooo!! im voodoo cursing you!!
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And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.
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The coolest thing that includes a snake, a tire and a knife
Come to, the place where tropical breezes blow,
Come to, the coolest place i know,
The people are so great,
But really there's only me,
And that means i'm so great,
And over there's The Cheat,
Oh, there's The Cheat,
At the coolest place i know,
Where the one are always cold,
And the parties last all night,
And there's probably lots of chocolate,
And population tire,
Population...tire.
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a total loser who plays board games with other board games (ie- hi ho cherrio) and sometimes has glow stick juice put into his drink
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When an inebriated man is still able to have a raging erection, we say that his fundamentals are looking strong.
When she saw his raging erection after he had drunk a bottle of Jack Daniels, she screamed in delight "The fundamentals are looking strong"
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when you have a erection and ripped your pants
when i saw that girl i went strong like bull
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