Surf crabs: to be itchin' for a surf
Cyrus moved from San Diego and is really itching for a surf. I hear he's go the surf crabs!
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A passtime where a person rides on the outside of a car. In modern car surfing a cord is wearn around the weast of the car surfer and is like a bungie cord. But it is still a very dangerous sport.
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(verb, noun) Drinking alcohol (liquid=surf) and smoking pot (plant=turf) on the same night/day. They can be done in either order, or simultaneously.
(Noun)
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.
(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.
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All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.
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When a toddler, often as part of the terrible twos or threes, refuses to sit in his stroller and the mother (exhausted from fighting with the child) decides to push on none-the-less.
Susan is having such a hard time with little Jeremiah, he refuses to sit down... he is getting to be quite an expert at stroller surfing.
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The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.
"What's Jim doing on the floor like an idiot?"
"Oh nothing just floor surfing."
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Urban Surfing is riding the Detroit inner city bus or any other large ghetto where you are pack in ass's to elbows, everyone has to standing and the bus drivers drive totally fucking nuts!
I got a DUI and now have to urban surf to work. Man, I have gotten in two car crashes this week, while I was urban surfing.
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