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An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.
Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?
Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.
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A small dog held inside a hot chick's fall coat. Often sticking its head out, looking helpless, but really thinking, "You're not cute enough to get up in this chick's sweater and you know it! BUT I AM A LITTLE DOGGIE SO I CAN!"
Dude, check out the sweater puppy in that chick's coat!
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The warm coat left on your teeth after giving a blowjob.
"After taking my man juice's moneyshot last night I woke up this such a tooth sweater."
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A gay party where the dudes arrive wearing only sweaters. The lack of clothing makes for easy action.
I just got back from my second sweater party in two nights and boy does my ass hurt. Luckily I get to lay around the house and watch football all day!
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a fat chick with hair on her lower back
dude I got that chicks shirt off and her back looked like a cashmere sweater!
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1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.
2. a self obsessed asshole
dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him
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An Asian girl that wears sweaters every day. Usually being obsessed by a hot guy named Ly.
Hey Ly is that the Asian Sweater girl you are obsessed with?
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