Party-tax

The "tax" you pay to the host of a party, in form of refund on brought booze.
In countries with a refund system on bottles and cans, it is an unwritten social rule to leave your refund at the party. Party-tax-evasion is considered a very douchy thing to do and can eventually result in social suicide

If you help with cleaning up tomorrow, I'll buy you breakfast with the party-tax.

Shipping Tax

Amount charged for shipping an item above the actual cost of the item. Used when discussing sites, such as ebay, where sellers will sometimes charge large flat-rate shipping costs in order to try to get more profit from a sale.

I bid low because the shipping tax was outrageous.

nit tax

Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)

a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar

Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.

You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.

You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.

nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house

"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."

Dickhead Tax

Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.

"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."

doing taxes

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

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tax cut

what killed off the budget surplus that we once had.

" bush got elected and gave all his rich buddies a nice, fat tax cut."

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