death and taxes

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world

death and taxes are inevitable

nit tax

Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)

a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar

Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.

You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.

You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.

nut tax

The non-negotiable fee that must be paid to bust a nut in a friend's house

"Listen dude, I don't mind if you do it, but I expect the nut tax up front."

Dickhead Tax

Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.

"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."

doing taxes

Cover up for having sex

Parents say to children: "dont bother us we are doing taxes in our room"

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tax cut

what killed off the budget surplus that we once had.

" bush got elected and gave all his rich buddies a nice, fat tax cut."

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tax season

a time of the year (usually February-April) where broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich. Tax money usually gets spent on Gucci, True Religion, Jordan's, and other unnecessary brands. When their tax money runs out, they go back to being broke.

Bill: Oh my, it's almost tax season again!
Bobby: Broke people that don't have a job somehow get tax money and act like they're rich.

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