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Virginia Tech

The school to attend if you enjoy providing various pleasures to underage girls living near you.

Guy 1: Hey, remember that Marcus Vick guy?
Guy 2: Ohh yeah, the one who hung out with 14 year old girls while he was in college?
Guy 1: Yeah, he was cool.

by Hexum March 1, 2005

407πŸ‘ 484πŸ‘Ž


virginia tech

The site of the deadliest shooting spree in modern U.S. history. A social outcast named Cho Seung-Hui took 32 innocent lives on April 16th, 2006, before taking his own life. May all of the victims rest in peace, and may Cho Seung-Hui forever burn in Hell.

Virginia Tech is a college in Blacksburg VA.

by Mattch April 19, 2007

330πŸ‘ 391πŸ‘Ž


Big Tech

Coined by President Donald Trump, refers to social media and internet-based companies such as Facebook, Twitter, and Google and their (potential) abuse of power. These companies have platforms that are very popular. Thus, have the ability to swap public opinions by means of censoring and promoting certain topics.

Guy: Yo I just got banned from Reddit for saying pineapple doesn't belong on pizza after Spez said we have to accept different opinions. Friend: Big tech at it again.

by Sazuri November 12, 2020

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Tech Decking

Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.

β€œYo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad β€œyeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John

by Fungoid August 28, 2020

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sydney tech

house of homo;

commonly described with the word zayd

sydney tech is so zayd

by "E" February 21, 2004

73πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


beef tech

Something extremely manly, awesome, or both. Certainly NOT something techy/beefy.

Whoa the Patriots are fucking BEEF TECH.

They are going to go undefeated.

by Mikey Kilgore November 20, 2007

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Super-Tech

'sΓΌ-p&r-'tek

A vehicle technician of high grade or quality. Typically 'over-diagnoses' problems, resulting in wiring repairs, reprogramming PCMs, or pretending to repair vehicles. Usually spotted with his DRB scanner.

"Traced and repaired intermittant short in instrument panel wiring harness, r&r partial harness and HVAC wiring, repair remote start harness grounding near column, resemble instrument panel and rmeote starter system, repairec C11 RD at column harness from power distribution center." - Super-Tech

by Ass-Monger September 15, 2006

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