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One bad ass motherfucker that doesnt take no shit.
Wow you jumped out of a plane with no parachute and survived! You must be a real Teddy Bivert.
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>
When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.
Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.
the fatest most fruitiest dog in the world. broke the world record for the biggest juiciest peach in the entire planet. also married to tate langdon.
An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.
Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.
Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?
Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.
A good loooking 55-years old german kidlover who often walks through the street from Anrath nacked to atrract attention on his huge DingDongPenis. His son jan has not that huge cock so he only gets a few boys into the bed but its okay for him.
A girl sees a huge cock(Teddy Bermes). and automaticlly goes to him.
The act of slapping someone in the face with your nut sack
You keep acting up and I'll give you a saggy teddy.