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david

a hebrew name often a jew as it is. often fat and nerdyish but can often be a good friend. this kind of person can often be found in the dark room playing xbox live.

"That fat twat is gay"
"Must be David"
"Oh yeah"

by matthew kinson February 7, 2009

72๐Ÿ‘ 232๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.

At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.

by Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill March 2, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.

He's David.

by BitterBitter November 26, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

A horribly insane, very smiley, tall, often smelly, awkward, star trek obsessed guy.

Ugh, David is so weird.

by NKOakwar February 16, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

A Stupid goose who is very much loved by his mother

Wow david is a stupid goose

by greygoose45 March 29, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

someone who cant sing, not funny, and will never get anywhere in life. and needs a lot of help! he is a very LOUD and annoying person who doesnt know when to shut up!

david g. from the howard mseip program

by most lovely beautiful girls!! June 21, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


David

Fuck him, fuck david.

David is a bitch nigga

by Iamtheonethatdontneednoone December 23, 2016

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