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Probably one of the best hip-hop songs ever. Told in Ice Cubes own words, he describes the perfect day where he eats good breakfast, plays basketball, wins in craps and dominoes, doesn't get shot, and hits it with a girl. Probably at the peak of good hip-hop songs. We'll never get one like that again.
I picked up a girl I was trying to fuck since the 12th grade, it was a good day.
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In Scranton, Pennsylvania, a day in March during which a grand St. Patrick's Day Parade is held. However, the vast majority of people simply use the day as an excuse to drink all day long and stay in a state of constant drunkenness. Bars bring in tremendous revenue during this day, some of which virtually depend on Parade Day. Most people in Scranton consider Parade Day a holiday and some would even call it their favorite.
"Oh man, I can't wait for Parade Day! We're gonna get shit-faced!"
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A day at Knox College when all classes are canceled and students get drunk and play in a mud pit. It's a surprise and you don't know until 6 am the day of Flunk Day! There are fryers who wake everyone up with pots and pans. There are also flunk day scares...which are just mean.
Yo man, when's Flunk Day?
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Goddamn you, Lady Days, I wish there was an "eject" button for my uterus.
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Every year on the night before Easter, the pope comes out of his hole in the ground in Crawford Texas, which has a direct tunnel to the Vatican City. If he sees his shadow, he looses his mind and there will be 5 more weeks of Springtime. If he doesn't see his shadow, he will be happy and crawl back into the hole until next year.
This tradition was started just after the Roswell incident in 1947.
"I can't wait to see the pope!" said the crazy rabid child.
Look! The pope is coming! oh... no... wait... he's going back to his hole...
"Tomorrow is Popehog Day! Are you ready to go?" asked the rabid child.
"Sure, I hear this time he's gonna wear a soda hat." said the rabid redneck.
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Day Man is a fictional character from a song created on the television series "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Day Man is the champion of the sun, he is a master of karate and friendship for everyone. He is also the arch nemmesis and fighter of the Night Man
Dorothy: Have you heard of the Day Man
JB: Hell's yeah girl, he's the fighter of the Night Man, he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone!
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