loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

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nick loaf

A man with the first name Nick and earns the last name Loaf. A Nick Loaf is a sweet, intelligent and very amusing boy/man who brings joys to lots of his friends. Any one can be a Loaf (example Michael Loaf) one most just try hard enough. A Nick Loaf also has a bread loaf sized peepee.

Person 1: “Yo you’re being really chill today Nick.”

Person 2: “Aw he’s just being a Nick Loaf.”
Person 1 and Nick: “A Nick Loaf?”
Person 2: “Yea it’s like a super chill and funny Nick.”

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self loaf

what we put in the cart on a regular basis. it is easy to live off the self loaf as it is affordable (cheap) and filling. provides simple answers to most everyday challenges.

"mum, I couldn't help but purchase a self loaf. I am so sorry."
-"come here. you are beautiful and worthy of all your dreams. entitled to feel good in your skin, spread the love that you have kept to yourself for so long. let nobody ever tell you otherwise."

"You are beautiful. all the stories your face tell are beautiful. the lines, the marks, the gaps and spots. the lacks, the space, the chubs, the dots."

"I had me a gigantic piece of self loaf. tastes disgusting. I don't want to eat it ever again."

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sugar loaf

you just got tricked by mike, travis, and jjjjon

i really sugar loafed your mom last night

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Pinch a Loaf

Where you have to take a major dump, but are worried about the outcome.

Dude, that toilet is so clean, I better pinch a loaf

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Social Loafing

When two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have sex, but females are not present. This results in them getting a loaf of bread and butter in which both partners stick their respective penises into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having sex without really having sex.

Dude, do you remember that social loafing last night?

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J-Loaf

The feeling one gets from consuming large quantities of Americans favorite plentiful dish... Meafloaf. Usually found under the #7 combo on any classy truck stop dinner menu.

Flow, your meatloaf is puttin' the serious hurt on me.... I'm totally J-loaf'd

Ketchup before and after, yup, that's what is making me feel like a J-loaf.

Oh, I am absolutely stuffed from this large helping of plentiful meatloaf with a side of plentiful meatloaf, and of course my melatté didn't help either. I'm so J-loaf'd I need to undo the top button.

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