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A House Music Group Consisting Of 4 Popular Swedish House Music DJ's; Axwell, Steve Angello, Sebastian Ingrosso & Formerly Eric Prydz
The Swedish House Mafia Dropping Their New Track "Leave the world Behind" (Dirty South Remix) @ Beatport WMC
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Ejaculating into a condom then tying off the end after removing said semen filled condom from the penis. The tied off condom then becomes a projectile used in urban warfare, usually thrown overhand at approaching enemy forces.
I was pounding out this chick but then her boyfriend showed up. I had to use a "Swedish Hand Grenade" just to escape.
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The act of ejaculating into someone else's pants while the pants are not being used or are on the ground, and then they are promptly put on.
Dillon: Hey, will you hand me my pants?
Alex: Sure, here you go.
(Dillon puts on pants)
Dillon: DUde, why are they wet, warm and sticky?
Alex: Bitch, I just got you with a Swedish Soft Taco mothafuckaa!
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When you eat a smore out of a girls pussy
Jack had a swedish smore.
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A legendary and extremely difficult sexual act. It is when a female balances on her shoulder blades propped straight up with her genitals perpendicular with the floor, and she supports the male with her feet. He is parallel with the ground but suspended in air by the female. The female will then proceed to spin the male (while inserted inside her) with her feet, constituting a Reverse Swedish Helicopter.
This works best with a strong female and a weak male.
"What is a reverse swedish helicopter?"
"Dude, its like a swedish helicopter, but reverse."
"That's like impossible."
"Naw I've seen it once. It was pretty epic."
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When a male wraps his penis in a hotdog bun , and squirts mustard on the penis. The male then force feeds a female his 'hotdog'.
"I wanna swedish hotdog right up my mouth"- Miley Cyrus
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Flicking the bean with your thumb
My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench