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rusty trumpet

when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.

I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.

by dvus August 8, 2003

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trumpet ears

One who is listening in (earjacking) on a conversation and joining in with no invitation.

"Was I talking to YOU, trumpet ears?"

by liinamaria March 23, 2006

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Rusty Trumpet

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

by Warren3174 December 6, 2005

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Angry Trumpet

While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.

I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.

by neosteauxbai June 30, 2009

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Jumping Trumpet

Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas.

"My son woke me and Frank up with a jumping trumpet...Ew those beans hit Frank hard last night"

by Rj the god January 14, 2008

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BROWN TRUMPET

Racial slur towards blacks. In reference to black american Jazz musicians

Tim: Let's hit that Blues Fest on the riverfront this weekend
Ban: Fuck that, all it will be is a bunch of brown trumpets and wetbacks

by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

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fuzz-trumpet

1.police car's siren
2.breaking wind

1.shit the alarm is going ,can your hear a fuzz-trumpet coming this way?
2.let my fuzz-trumpet spew a wonderful odour

by nutzdog March 14, 2007

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