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When you put a strap-on on your head and fuck your partner in the ass.
Bruh, I dirty unicorned this chick so hard last night I will be washing turds out of my hair for a week.
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status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare
that nigga is still unicorn status
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(n.) The part of the female unicorn that if you ever get to touch leaves you unknowingly witty.
You sure are funny today you must have held a unicorn horn or something.
Oh my my, holding my unicorn horn sure made u witty today.
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Unicorns are mythical creatures rainbows are reflections from the sun on to the rain and if you see unicorns I think you're tripping balls and you need to lay of the weed
I saw a rainbow after it rained and then I saw a unicorn riding it no wait its shitting rainbows Hahahahahahahahahaha RAINBOWS
Unicorns and rainbows
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A rare find and often considered mythical.
A African-American (aka black) male that is found alone.
A rare occurrence because black males normally travel in packs.
"Have you ever seen a single black guy walking around? They seem to only travel in packs."
"Nah, I've never seen a unicorn."
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Serves as a cleansing of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful internet image or experience.
After that goatse, the only thing that could save me from going blind was a unicorn chaser.
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A rare, fleeting experience when you come into contact with someone who you are strictly friends with on Facebook. This person may have been in that one class freshman year, or met during an evening of heavy drinking followed by a clutch friend request at 3AM. Facebook unicorn's namesake comes from the unicorn itself. You've read about it, you've seen pictures of it, but interaction in real life is strange and uncomfortable. The slight nod of the head and acknowledgment of existence is the proper response to the phenomenon, to act as if you actually knew who they were would only degrade yourself (see: creeper).
Guy 1: Hey, isn't that the chick that was in our Bio class freshman year?
Guy 2: Yeah. She's dating John Smith and has a cat named Sarah Palin.
Guy 1: Dude you're a fucking creeper.
Guy 2: No, she's just a Facebook Unicorn.
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