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A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.
"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"
Celebrating with waffles
SomeJack: hey what's on for later ?
DifferentJack: it's waffle-bration night bro
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(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.
(Adj.) "Adam Sandler is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Do you want to box waffle?"
When something epic is happening and it deserve a celebration... Or two, maybe even three
Uncultured Person: Bro I'm hungry
Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?
Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.
Uncultured Person: Waffle time?
Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)
When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.
(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)
aunt jemima always sweetens my golden waffle!
The pattern that appears on one’s wenis (elbow) region when one leans against a patterned object.
“Yo dude, this chair gave me the worst wenis waffle”