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The person who loves you even if you act like a heartless bitch who cares about only yourself. The person who argued for their right to have you in the first place, and has never been sorry she did even when you completely turn your back on her. The place you can always go when you find out that friends come and go but your mother will always be there to help you pick up the pieces.
Only Yo Mama could forgive you for that.
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You don't want that uncomfortable feeling of a yeast infection while hunting for easter eggs, do you?? Well, we have the best solution ever to get rid of your yeast infection, or even WORSE a yeaster on the upcoming easter! It's called a yo-vag (abbreviated for yogurt-vagina) and is when yogurt is applied to the vag to fight yeasters. Studies show that applying live-culture yogurt to the vagina will actually fight your yeaster on easter. So don't waste anytime and make sure you get a yo-vag when you have your next yeaster, even if it isn't on easter.
"Oh snap, i don't want a yeaster on friggin easter Connor! How am i supposed to go easter egg hunting with this bitchin' itchin'?!" -Skylar
"Duhhh, you know the solution... get a YO-VAG...works every time!"-Connor
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A sexual position where a man is seated and he takes a women and turns her upside down where her head is facing his dick. He then forces her to deep throat him and he then spins her around while she is deep throating him
a variation of a blowjob
I had the best inverted chinese yo yo yesterday. better than a normal blow job
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1)A preteen insult that is used by me and all my friends.
2)the perfect way to get dumped.
1)
Kid 1- "My foot hurts"
kid 2- "yo MOMMAs foot hurts!"
Kid 1- *mutters* "fag*
2)
Girl after date- Can we split the bill?
Obnoxious Guy- We can split yo MOMMAs bill!
Girl- Dude...
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Dude! *laughs like a fucktard
Girl- Bye
Obnoxious Guy- Yo MOMMAs Bi!
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The condition of the vagina after the application of yogurt to fight yeast infection: abbreviation. Despite argument, it was verified by an OBGYN that applying live-culture yogurt to the inside of a vagina helps fight vaginal yeast infection, but does cause a yo-vag.
In the ensuing holy weeks before Easter, Connor reminded Skylar, "Don't get a yeaster on Easter, get a yo-vag!"
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A term refering to somones mother. Sometimes used as a 'come back' for other jokes.
Somone Says: You Suck!
You Say: Yo motha!
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according to recording group, Trillville, this phrase means, "How's it going", "How are you", "What is your telephone number so we can converse", "Are you in a relationship", etc.
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