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slippery badger

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.

Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.

by wet armadillo April 18, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


savage badger

When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.

After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.

by Wes Rupp da Muppet October 5, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nuzzling Badger

A sexual technique involving black and white undies or pubes and growling.

Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.

You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.

by Antony Bartlett April 24, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honey Badger

A blonde haired homosexual male.

John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.

by Broomy3 January 10, 2012

96๐Ÿ‘ 220๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honey Badger

A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach

Milfs, Pumas, Cougars, Dinosaurs, Honey Badger

by Young Roach March 23, 2012

34๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


malaysian badger

something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.

paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.

by mc 18 inch buddha October 30, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


badger's snout

A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks

"Hey girls, check out the badger's snout on that gimp"

by Stejay March 10, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž