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womans pussy lips so big they eat the seam of her pants.when the pants is pulled down to the knees and the pussy is still in them.
that girl's camel toe was so big it looked like two sides of beef hanging down
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When a mans pants are so tight that his "organ" is forced down one side of his pants and is pressed against his leg for everyone to see.
"I had camel tail when I put on the pants for my Halloween costume of Axel Rose" at Tanja's party.
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To have sex with a visibly pregnant woman
Friend: Do you still have sex with the missus now that she's in her third trimester?
Expectant Father: Yeah. I was riding the camel just last night...
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When a woman's sock is too tight and reveals the crevice between two of her toes
Cindy was embarrassed to discover that she had been sporting major camel vagina after wearing flip-flops all day.
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An elderly Arab man who smashes camels' testes between two bricks in order to neuter them.
Ahmed had to take a long shower after assisting his local camel bricker that day.
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In this game you have to guess how many camels there are.
It is very simple once you know how to work it out. But the whole point of it is to distract the other person from realising how.
It consists of clicking and clapping, this is how you distract the person, the clicks and claps have NOTHING to do with how many camels there are.
If I decided I wanted to have 5 camels, I would have a series of claps and clicks (the sequence can be of any length, it doens't matter) and then I would say: How many camels are there?
5 words, 5 camels. Simple huh?
The number of camels you have, is the number of words you say after you've finished clicking and clapping.
E.g.
(Say nothing) - 0 camels
Now? - 1
How many? - 2
How many camels? - 3
....
How many camels do you think I have? - 8
and so on.
*click click clap click clap click clap clap click clap clap clap* How many camels do you think there are now?
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A sexual finishing move where a male sits atop a female's back before having an orgasm. In this move, the male locks his fingers underneath the female's chin and pulls up as hard as he can while blowing a nut. Typically this move is combined with another move called the Fishook, or better, the Double Fishook.
Sarah: "Did you hear about what happened to Amy last night?"
Micah: "Did he try another sex move again?"
Sarah: "Yeah, Barry gave her the Camel Clutch and she can't keep her head straight anymore!"
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