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The inserted hand of a man into a woman's vagina. The fluids of which smell rank!
FIRST MAN: "Dam! Smells like a cunt, that does!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"
Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.
That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!
When one, After Snowboarding/skiing all day, removes their glove, wipes their fingers down the area between their balls and their thigh and wipes it under a fellow snowboarder/skiers nose.
Usually as a form of torment, however some americans can grow fond of the unique aroma
"NO way would i want a wiff of his sweaty glove."
"Joe , dan was dissin your mum, give him a sweatty glove."
A go-to man contracted to run errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.
I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.
A go-to man hired to do errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.
I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.
A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.
We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).
The coating of the blue substance found in a Port-o-Potty on ones penis by letting it dangle in the water.
Jack prolly would have gotten his dick sucked if it wasn't for that blue glove.