It is a combat formation that allows you to throw a flying elbow and karate chop with out your opponent seeing it coming while protecting ur head and body.
"He wants to fight i better get in full body guard "
The basement guard effect- when you talk too much to, or about tbg where your autocorrect changes “tbh” to “tbg”
- Tbg, crocheting is superior to knitting
- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me
Someone who is a lifeguard just so they can meet boys.
Ava is such a guard hoe. She only works here to get with the deep guards.
The best discord bot in the world, can steal your girl in 1 millisecond :skull:
was made by the best algerian tiktoker ever named fritzel._
has the best commands and it doesnt insult you
dont fuck with him or he will fuck you with a metal dick
The Basement Guard is soooooooooo good, he stole my girl in 0 seconds.
A security guard who are the first sign of anything physical happening to him. Becomes terrified and begins to sweat shake and not be able to speak properly.
He’s not for this pub he’s a wests guard.
AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?
male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.