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Similar to the Coast Guard, but in outer space. They deal with helping ships and also regulating embargo, immigration, et cetera.
The Astral Guard helped us! We were out of fuel and floating in the desolate vast space.
The person in the group that is designated to hold the weed whilst the group is moving areas. Usually a dumber person, such as certain jocks or the distant friends.
Brian is so weird, the only reason we keep him around is to be the Joint Guard .
AD guy: damn dude my last deployment fucking blew.
Guard Bro: yeah flying for Southwest has been really kicking my ass too.
male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?
male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.