MC hammered

To get really hammered and spend all your cash.

crofish: "Hey man you wanna go to 3 beans for coffee this arvo?"

muzzy: "Nah I cant go dude, I dont have any cash left cause I got MC hammered last night at East."

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hammers gadd

Meaning the act of hammering your own children in a sexual way.
Gadd reffering to Glam Rock star and convicted paedofile Gary Glitter's real name, and Hammer reffering to a sexual act.

One person to another.
"Is it true that he is a slightly deviant person?"
"I hear he is a hammers gadd"

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Penis Hammer

the act of ejaculating on a girls face and rubbing the cum into her skin, by hammering her face with your penis

Cindy was giving me head last night, it was so sick

Did you penis hammer her?

Yeah it was soooo awesome but i gave her a black eye

LEGEND

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thors hammer

When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.

Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer

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The Doom Hammer

You stand on a desk or a table and make the woman get on the floor on her knees. Then you grab your dick by the base and jump off the desk/dresser and yell,"THE DOOOOM HAMMMMER" Then hit her square on the forehead with your dick.

I gave Lisa The Doom Hammer last night.

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banana hammer

When the owner, moderator, or administrator of a place must ban someone. Instead of saying ban they formed the bananana hammer from raging on their keyboards.

Imagine someone was griefing on a minecraft server, then the moderators would "banana hammer him". If griefing was against the rules in so said server.

Joh:SuperCoolked99, You were griefing!
Gunney: Banana him!
LowLife: No! let me banana him!
Domz: Banana him!!! LOLOL
SuperCoolked99: No please! Not the banana hammer! I won't do it again!
Joh: HERE COMES THE BANANA HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER!!
-Joh has banana hammer'd SuperCoolKed99-

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beer hammer

the errection you get after several drinks (before brewers droop kicks in). Basically a super hard on, the alcohol in your system numbs the nerves in your dick so you last much longer then usual - much to your lady's pleasure.

she: god damn you dont usually stay this long!
he: that'll be the seven pints of stella! beer hammer baby! now get me a keebab.

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