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got league tonight

the EXACT same thing as "goin out with friends" or goin to have a drink at a bar, the only miniscule detail barely worth mentioning that differentiates " got league tonight" from goin out with friends is playin a game of pool
ironically goin out with friends for a drink THEN playin a game of pool doesnt make it ok, thus the value of an alleged league

mando: i hate you ! you go out without me!

brantz: well lets go out tonight!

mando: nah i got league tonight

brantz: oh so you're goin out with out me? can i get mad too?

mando: no i got league tonight its different

by brj365 January 20, 2012


league of legends player

no bitches+bozo+ratio

Carl wheezers a league of legends player on G

by Andrew tat October 23, 2022

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Minor/Major league

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex

Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.

by Clarificationdood February 13, 2017


Casual League Gaming

Casual League Gaming is exactly the opposite of Major League Gaming. No stress. No sore losers. Just having a blast and unwinding with friends to games of all types.

I’m pretty much done with all these try-hard, MLG assholes sucking the fun out of everything. I think I’m going to look into the Casual League Gaming scene.

by Rob0t Smasher June 2, 2018


Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018


arsenal pro league

cringe discord server

theres a french man, brazil man. rice farmer, H2O, some jojo fan, an emoji spammer, 5 traps, jeff, an eggplant, and someone who is not funny all packed into arsenal pro league :tr:

Arsenal pro league more like assenal pro leagued

by Carlos cringe April 9, 2021


Little League Dad

A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white

middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.

Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."

by Phazerrr July 8, 2022