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Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.
That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.
I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.
A spell women cast to get their shit done by leveraging their sex appeal.
She got all As?
Whore magic!
Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.
Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.
Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.
Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.
The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10
Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.
Jeremy: I know man same.
When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.
Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.
Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.
Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!
When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.
The magical word you use when you're out of swear words
"you bitch"
"You asshole"
"You whore"
"You slut"
"You dick-head"
"You magic flytrap"