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The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.
Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"
Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"
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Any Person named Mark is gay it is the life goal(homosexual)
There goes gay mark
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A racing term used when a racer drivers on the low side of a turn and gets a big run on the car in front of them in a race.
Commonly used on the service, iRacing... an online simulator
When users get the this run it is common for them to yell over the microphone. "oh I've got marks run!!" or "MARKS RUN!!!"
Lance McGraw was racing the Chevy Impala Charlotte motor-speedway when he got marks run on the car in front of him coming off turn 2, he easily completed the pass.
To make friends with a girl and gradually convince her to break up with her boyfriend for you, thereby "stealing" her.
Hey man, can I talk to you? "Sure" Well, it's just.. my girlfriend has been less intimate towards me.. I dunno why.. she's also spending a lot of time with this dude.. Going to the cinema with him.. hanging out.. you know? "Dude, I think you totally just got Mark Ray'd"
Person1:omg mark lee is such a good dancer
Person2:and a great rapper
Person3:and he can sing and play the guitar
Person1:THATS SO SEXY OF HIM
person2:yes he's the only man with rights
A very fat Pittsburgh sports talkshow host who thinks he's the smartest guy in the world but can't even pronounce Heinz Ward properly! He spends most of his overrated show kissing his own ass (which has to take a lot of kissing considering how huge it is) and insulting everyone else every chance he gets! Used to announce for WCW wrestling and claims he is friends with many pro wrestlers. Has done sports nationally as well for ESPN but had a show cancelled shortly after first airing! Needs to take a bath every once in a while and brush his teeth at some point. Also co-hosts a TV show on Sunday nights that is incredibly boring.
Bob: Hey Frank, Did you see Mark Madden on TV the other day?
Frank: Of course I did. He takes up the whole screen and has the biggest, loudest mouth on the planet!
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An ATAR (Australian Tertiary Admissions Rank) below 30.00, where the exact number is not recorded in order to spare students great shame and humiliation. Your only options after this point are TAFE and hospo.
Jonno: Did you hear Steph got a mystery mark?
Tommo: Fuark, her rents are gonna be pissed.
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