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fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.

#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!

by Robert November 4, 2005

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cabbage patch

A womans bush when it is grown out

She had a cabbage patch shave

by kodierer March 10, 2005

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diaper patch

A patch of hair that covers the entire taint region. It often thins out but still extends past the top of the asscrack and can even trace it's way up to the navel.

Bitch, you need to wax that diaper patch somethin' fierce.

by sweetygrrrl January 12, 2005

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cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.

Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.

by Sysco August 3, 2006

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dead patch

A patch of deadness

Look at that dead patch

by Lou27277 April 5, 2016

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salty patch

a patch of sweat on a girl/guys neck encounterd while necking.

Dude I was necking with my chick last night after the gym and i hit a hella salty patch.

by gooseballisfresh March 17, 2010

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tramp patch

A small patch of hair above a man's ass crack.

Stephanie loves my tramp patch.

by Suberstud April 23, 2017

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