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When your girlfriend is in there taking a shit and you sit on her lap and take a shit.
My boo was using the bathroom so I had to use the second floor.
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A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.
"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."
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The second worst thing in existence.
My mother is the second-worst thing in existence because she moaned when i hugged her.
One who pours milk into bowl before the cereal. Also sure sign someone is a cop.
Heard Chris was a cereal second guy, not really surprising considering all the trouble he got out of after the bust.
2C:
1- Parent's first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's full sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.
My second-cousin is a good person.
Anyone that responds to an emergency that is not immediately on the scene when it happens. Ex: police, firefighters, paramedics.
The true first responders are those who are at the scene when the emergency starts and the second responders arrive during or after the situation has already been resolved.
A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.
Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”
Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”