when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems
just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues
The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.
Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend
Getting pissed off your nut all night
Getting fucked up
See wasted
Adam decided to head out on the sesh at the weekend with his mates to get royally fucked up.
The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.
Hey, Emma you sesh god. You comin out tonight to get smashed?
You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)
ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH
Scoobs, is a fan of the sesh, legend has it, that on one of her extreme sesh's she was TAG TEAMED. gutsy.
Bro, i just tag teamed Scoobs The Sesh God with Cardinal Pell
national sesh with your mom day is february 19th
go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!