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Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems

just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues

by worr1 October 27, 2022


Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD)

The trauma caused by a consistent over-indulgent relationship with ‘the sesh’. Commonly experienced post-festival or after a particularly heavy weekend of drug based debauchery.

Pretty sure I’ve got Post Traumatic Sesh Disorder (PTSD) after boshing through those 3 for a £100 bags last weekend

by Bristol2222 January 11, 2023


on the sesh

Getting pissed off your nut all night
Getting fucked up
See wasted

Adam decided to head out on the sesh at the weekend with his mates to get royally fucked up.

by Adam in England September 9, 2018


sesh god

The "sesh god" is a particular individual, usually in university or just moved out but still living on daddy's money, who goes out on the seshmost nights of the week or every night if you are a sesh lord and party's their arse off like the sun isn't going to come up.

Hey, Emma you sesh god. You comin out tonight to get smashed?

by Skrrr pop pop December 14, 2017


Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 13, 2020


Scoobs The Sesh God

Scoobs, is a fan of the sesh, legend has it, that on one of her extreme sesh's she was TAG TEAMED. gutsy.

Bro, i just tag teamed Scoobs The Sesh God with Cardinal Pell

by NiCHolas69420 March 27, 2019


national sesh with your mom day

national sesh with your mom day is february 19th

go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!

by smartypantskid February 19, 2021