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The reference of oral sex when the female bites the penis and the male bleeds and cums
-The orange shirt you gave me was amazing
-Your welcome
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Polyester shirts are thin and tight, and can outline the strongest abs to the roundest belly. Polyester shirts are cheap, and can be cut with kindergarten paper scissors. These shirts are worn by people confident enough to show their bodies in public.
Passerby 1: Look at that fat kid sitting at that lunch table. He’s wearing a polyester shirt!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
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The ever growing clothing fad among'st fat women. The large selection of plus size Eeyore shirts in Clothing departments.
She got an Eeyore shirt on sale.
Doesn't that Eeyore shirt make her look huge?
Look at those huge Eeyore shirts.
I can't believe my mom wears Eeyore shirts.
Why do all fat women wear Eeyore shirts?
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Something I wanna wear exclusivley.
This tropical shirt is red with a large toucan on it.
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a shirt that looks like diaharea mustard yes i cant spell
in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass
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A single shirt that is made to look like 2 layered tees. For example a black t-shirt with a 2 inch ring of white fabric positioned around the collar, sleeves and bottom of the shirt in order to give the illusion of a cheater shirt.
Hey look that guy is wearing a cheater shirt!!!
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The act of pulling your collar over your mouth while belching in order to confine the rancid odor of one's lunch from the surrounding company
After all those taquitos, I knew I would have to resort to Shirt Burping when Katie came over.
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