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smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 29, 2021


wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer

Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"

by Quitopher June 5, 2017


whistle smack

A fierce, powerful, and often lightning fast smack. It almost whistles in the air.
Also a variation of a wrestling move from ECW: Hardcore Revolution known as Whistle Smacks.

He took a whistle smack to the face that would make a grown man cry!!

by DontKnockoverAhungryman'sFood! July 30, 2018


dick smacked

Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.

Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.

by ZoeTheWhovian October 27, 2017


smacked ass

when your Greek mate has the face of a smacked ass

Hey is that Nico's cousin Magda? My God he has a smacked ass for a face

by DepoppyFella September 5, 2023


balls smacks

the sound of the dude's balls smacking when he is smashing a girl from behind.

David: James why do always watch lesbian porn?! Jeez play some regular porn for once man

James: Nah fam I hate the sound of balls smacks everytime I watch regular porn, makes me feel gay as fuck tbh lol

by jeezybreezy December 2, 2015


smack ass

-dip shit
-dumbass
-one who did a stupid thing, and now you all fucked

Jake!, you smack ass, you trying to get us caught or something??

by what now? April 16, 2003

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