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His real name is Peter Parker. He became the hero he is today to avenge his uncle's death.
Hey Jeremy. Remember how we used to beat the crap out of that Parker kid back in high school. Those were the days. Now we can't even touch him or else he'll go Spiderman on our asses.
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the legendary clock spider, ninth leg is said to be what all religions worship, after it was severed from an epic battle with limecat. the clock spider and limecat then allied themselves to kill eternal ferret. May clock spider live forever
that is the one and only clock spider
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the result of a person ejaculating into one's eye whilst they are dormant, on awakening said victim is in a sticky situation, as they believe they are blind, unable to open their eyes.This is often used as a revenge method on an unwilling participant of intercourse.
freddy gave kayleigh a spider eye when she fell asleep after refusing to feltch him.
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same as dangleberry. when you pull it off your arse you have a bean sized piece of shit with arse hairs hanging off like legs which looks like a spider.
pulling that rim spider off made my eyes water.
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When when a man's having sex with a woman, cums into his hand then slaps it onto her cheek and slowly pulls his hand away. You get that white weby strings between her face and your hand.
G1: "Dude, I totally did The Spider-Man on her cheek!"
G2: "Oh man, what'd she say?"
G1: "She slapped me across the face, called me some nasty names then stormed out."
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SPIDER WEBB IS TO EJACULATE IN ONES HAND AND THROW IT AT A PARTICULAR PERSONS FACE IN A MOTION LIKE SPIDER MAN PRODUCES HIS WEBS...SPIDER WEBBING!!
I GAVE JONS GIRLFRIEND A GOOD SPIDER WEBBING RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!
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A complex and strenuous sex position. Few people have done it and few know what it is. The girl lies flat on her back and puts her arms over her head and balances on her palms (and fingers only if possible) with heels on the ground so that her back is elevated from the ground. The guy does her missionary style but his heels and palms are on the ground as well. All this is taking place in the dirt.
Showtime: Dude i just pulled the dusty spider with my girlfriend last night!
Executive: Wow you could do it?! My girlfriend and I couldn't. Thats crazy! And mind boggling!
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