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Mostly relating to a show called "the vampire diaries". It basically means to be hurt so bad that you cant handle it anymore so you turn your feelings off and not caring about anything or anyones feelings. Not even your's.
"She / she left me so i turned the switch off"
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When you flick the female clitoras as if it were a light switch, in a light switch motion.
Larry: I totally Light Switched that girl last night, she loved it.
Dickbuttkiss: Yes you did.
Larry: Yes i did.
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An obscure body modification practice, but growing in popularity and often performed by unlicensed surgeons in the backs of customized vans. The procedure involves the switching of the vaginal and anal canals inside the body while leaving the outside of the orifices intact and unmodified. After the surgery is complete and the patient is fully healed the girl will be able to poop out of her pussy and get impregnated through anal sex. Not to be confused with the BV flip.
person one-"her twat tasted so bad she musta had a BV flip, cause that slizz tasted just like shit"
person two "I think you are confusing a BV flip and a BV switch again"
person one-"sorry sir"
person two-"just dont let it happen again"
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When a designated driver says he will bring every one home from the bar, and then precedes to drink himself into a vomiting stupor. So that it is obvious he is the only one who can't drive.
I told my uncle's to come to the bar with me, and that I would bring them home. I then did 4 car bombs, 2 shots of vodka, 6 beers, and 2 martini's. My uncle's claimed I pulled a bait and switch on them.
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When he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.
its hard to be a switch hitter.
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The switch is when the Random Scale is turned over. The Random is on the right side of the scale, the Right is on the left side of the scale, neutral stays the same.
eg. Sandy is a "Right" person but she wants to "fit in" with a group of "Random" ppl. So a person in the random group says: "I like pants!" (lafs heard all around) and sandy's reply is : "Yeah! especially when they're cotton!" (SILENCE) Random peron: Riiiight. The system has switched.
(note) there is a rare occasion where a right person is successful. But if not, they are called Try-hard random
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The act of holding a lollipop near ones crotch area, and inviting another to grab, or suck, on the lollipop, and at the last second, replacing the lollipop with ones penis.
Lollicock switch bitch! Suck on that!
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